Voicemail #2: Maravetti
It should be noted that people do hear You’ve reached the voicemail box of… Thom Stylinski when I don’t pick up my phone. This doesn’t stop the pleasantly gruff and mysterious “Maravetti” from calling me “MITT!”. Maravetti, forgive me if I am mispelling your name, but I cannot understand what you’re saying because I don’t speak the language you speak. It is possible you have a loose grasp on the language I do speak because you did say “bye-bye” and I understood that. Maybe try me again and we can have a nice chat, saying “bye-bye” to each other.
Thanks for your call.